Reality Bureau

from Weeds by The Creepy Crawlies

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I never thought
I’d be here
Dancing with you
So near

Oh I don’t mind
If we are on drugs
It doesn’t mean it’s not love

I built my house
On a bridge
Over where the fault line lives

The wall starts to shake
Creak, crack, and break

Your life (your life)
Has been adjusted
By the bureau of reality
For any (any little)
We are so so sincerely sorry

Drunk dial myself
In the future
For the time warp operator

As it rings
What will I say?
Will I be happy someday?

Talk me down
Tell me that I’m wrong
Help me to figure it out
I want to carry on
I just don’t know how

Your life
Has been adjusted
By the bureau of reality
For any little
We are so sincerely sorry

It’s just the way it goes


from Weeds, released September 15, 2023
Written, performed, recorded by Chris Donlon
Mastered by Ryan Schwabe




The Creepy Crawlies Los Angeles, California

New Album "Weeds" available now! - released 9/15

There's terror in the tenderness.


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